- Anti Joke

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's better than a stick? A stone