Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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