My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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