- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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