- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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