- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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