What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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