Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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FUCK YOU

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Anti Joke

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