- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A guy walks into a bar

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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