- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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