HELLO EVERYONE

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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