- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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