- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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