- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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