- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A bar walks into a man

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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