"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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