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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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