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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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