- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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