"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A man did not like this site

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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