- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin laden is dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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