Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Pickles

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

BIG MAC'S

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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