I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Abortion.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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The WNBA

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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My spelling is horrible

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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