roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Caramel Boing.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

black people

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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