- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

The duck didn't cross the road.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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