Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

ask me if im a door yes

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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