- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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