- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man did not like this site

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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