Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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