how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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