What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Jeff

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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