- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Pickle

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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