What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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A man walks into a vagina

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

No soap radio

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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