- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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