whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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