A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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