- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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