Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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