- Anti Joke

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How will the world end? That information is unknown