- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...