What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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they're dead. idiot.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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