Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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