How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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