- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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