- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Sloths

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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