Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Oh s***

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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