XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Hail Hitler

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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