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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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