- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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