- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

mexicans fishing

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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