- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

European on my shoes, buddy.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

race-car = rac-ecar

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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