WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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