Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

mikey is cute

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

you see theres this guy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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