- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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