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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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