Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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swag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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