- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Uh... What was emulating again?

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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