- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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