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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Wait! hundred billions!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

one stop shop

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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