what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

a man walked into a bar and said ow

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops