A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Well this is pointless.....

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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