- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

silver bullet?

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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