Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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