What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

what did the black women name her child jamaal

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Your mom.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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