- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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