- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Whats 1+1? window!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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