Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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