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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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