- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A drunk guy walks into a car

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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