What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Your mother is average.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

My mum is called Steve

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A man walks into a bar

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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