- Anti Joke

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

quantum physics?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)