What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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