- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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