What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Burp

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Obama

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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