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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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