- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Make me famous

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

alex is cool

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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