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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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