- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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