Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Title IX

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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