- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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