why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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