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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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