- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A blonde dies Lololol

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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