- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

I walk into a bar...

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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