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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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