Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What comes after 69? 70

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Jordan is pregant

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cory

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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