What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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women's rights

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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