What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Jordan is pregant

Blake wilkeys hair style

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What is your bill about? Clinton

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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