- Anti Joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.