Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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