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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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