- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

one stop shop

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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