- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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