- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Pickles are powerful

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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