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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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