What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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your no better than a cockroach

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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