nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Rebecca Black

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Justin beiber's penis

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops