- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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