- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

My mum is called Steve

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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