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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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