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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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