- Anti Joke

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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