a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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