- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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