Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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