What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Anti Joke

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