mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Pickles are moist.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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