A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Men

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Anti Joke

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