Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A cat playing laser tag.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

the redsox

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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