- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nolan is gay

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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