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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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