A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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I drive a 'rarri

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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lets bomb africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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