whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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i just wrote this so hard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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