I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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