Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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