- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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