There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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your mom is so fat.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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save me from the nothing ive become

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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