- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

my whole life!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Your mom went to college

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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