Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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