- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How did the black person die? Of old age

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Dig Bick Your dislexic

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

KILL WHITEY

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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