- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Men

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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