- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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