Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Jeff

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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