- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

The holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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