- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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