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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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