- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

2 black kids walk into school

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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