- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What's one plus one? two.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Skinny people fart less.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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